Monday, December 10, 2007

one day a sardar ji was tired of the debts which he had to pay.
He realised that now that he cannot repay the amount he tried to commite suicide so he lied down on the railway tracks.
At the same time there was a big family of sardar ji on platform no 2 eagarly waiting for the train.
Suddenly the announcement goes on like this
" The train no 22245 is going to come on platform no 2 shortly. And the complete family run down to the tracks and stand there.And the other sardarji who want to commite suicide get on the platform no 2 .The traine passes of and whole the family is dead.Then the journalist ask the sardar ji why and how did this happen. The sardar ji answer telling that kya bataon sabji ahe railway wale bhi aajkal jhoot bolne lage hai.Jor jor se anouncement karte hai ki rail, 2 no platform per aaah rahi hai.Isliye bhichare sare log niche utar gaye.Aur i marne ke liye platform no 2 per.

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