How to identify a Sardar*?*
The Non-Turban way !
You can be sure the person is Sardar when he: - Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.-
Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.-
Thinks socialism means partying.-
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.-
At the bottom of the application where it says,
"Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius."-
Sells the car for gas money.-
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.-
Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.