A man noticed that a Sardar has a sore left ear.Man: Praaji aapke kaan itne laal kyon hai?Santa: Arrey yaar istri kar raha tha ki fone ki ghanti baji. Maine galti se istri ko kaan mein rakha. baad mein maalum pada ki wrong number hai. Man: Koi gall nahi praaji kabhi kabhi ho jaata hai.Suddenly sees that the other ear is sore as wellMan: Arrey praaji yeh kaise ho gaya? Santa: Woh paagal ne dubaara fone kia
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What did the sardar say when he saw a banana peel on the floor?
arrey aaj fir se girna padega
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Santa Ringed up Banta and says " Oye Mein Bol Raha Hoon"
Banta Replied " Kamal hai ithe bhi main hi bool riha hoon"
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Four Sardarji's went to Railway station and found that the train they are looking for is late by an hour then just to kill the time they went outside the station for marketing, when they came back they found that the train for which they were on the railway station is leaving then they started running like leopard and 2 of them catch the train and suddenly after boarding/catching the train they started laughing like anything one person questioned them
"Oye Kya hua praaji,itna kyon haans rahe ho"
SARDARJI BOLA " Kamal ho gaya, jinhe chhodne(seeof) aaye thhe wo to niche hi reh gaye"
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BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.
Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Beppo Singh: four asterisks(*)!
Friend : It's wrong it is 2486